“What people don’t realize is that I’m also a hypochondriac. So the morning after all that crazy behavior, I’d always be straight down the doctor’s — as long as I hadn’t woken up in jail, which was pretty much an occupational fucking hazard during my drinking days.” (via A Check-Up With Dr. Ozzy Osbourne | Bookish Staff Blog) Editor Rowena interviewed the doc about excessive perspiration and eating a live bat.

“What people don’t realize is that I’m also a hypochondriac. So the morning after all that crazy behavior, I’d always be straight down the doctor’s — as long as I hadn’t woken up in jail, which was pretty much an occupational fucking hazard during my drinking days.”

(via A Check-Up With Dr. Ozzy Osbourne | Bookish Staff Blog)

Editor Rowena interviewed the doc about excessive perspiration and eating a live bat.